You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
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I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted.
I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.
I’ve been brainwashed by tumblr for far too long, and now that I’m not I’m realizing a lot of things.
- Not everything is fucking offensive
-People have different opinions from you. Fucking deal with it.
- It’s not okay to discriminate against gender, race, or sexuality. THIS INCLUDES STRAIGHT WHITE CIS MALES
- It’s NOT okay to tell people to go kill themselves, this includes telling republicans, cis people, white people, or anyone who differs from your ways to “go die”.
- 4chan is NOT the spawn of the devil and is actually really funny.
- Not everything is a trigger
- Not everything is ableist, transphobic, homophobic, or racist
- There is nothing wrong with being cis, straight or white
- Most of the world is straight and cis
- Double standards are stupid
- Dark humor can be funny
- Feminism is a good thing. But most of tumblr aren’t feminists. They’re extremists.
- It’s okay that you are not politically correct 100% of the time
-Treating people like shit and giving them hate because their opinion differs from you IS FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!
- Tumblr is sometimes really stupid and the only reason why I’m still on here is because of memes and artsy shit
IF ANY OF THIS MAKES YOU HATE ME IDC UNFOLLOW ME <3
Have a good day! :33
//oh my god I found someone who put it into words I’m sharing this on all my social media’s
My Christmas gift project this year- stainglass ornament cookies. It was a struggle trying to pry the candy centers off the parchment paper, but over all I’m pleased with the results. Thanks to @impossiblevariable for the recipe advice!
People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.
The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.
Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
1) why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They have nobody to go with then.
2) Why don’t witches ride broomsticks when they’re angry? They always fly off the handle.
3) Did you hear about the guy that died of a cold? He'sa still coffin now.
4) Why was all the food gone at the monster’s Halloween party? Everybody was a goblin.
5) Where do mummies like to swim? The Dead Sea.
6)What did the jack-o-lantern do when he skinned his knee? He covered it with a pumpkin patch.
7) what kind of rocks do corpses collect? Tombstones.
8)why did the vampires lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
9) Why couldn’t the skeleton take the girl to the Halloween party? Because he didn’t have the guts to ask her.
10)what kind of ships do vampires use? A blood vessel.
11) what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist on time? You get repossessed
12)what do you call French fries that wear costumes? Masked potatoes
13)where and when can you find a sandwich? At the beach on Halloween.
14)what happens when a vampire attacks a snowman? Frostbite
15)What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its radius? Pumpkin pi.
16) What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appetite
17)what goes “hahahah THUD”? A horseman laughing his head off.
18) what happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
19) what is the banshee’s favorite game? Hide-and-go-shriek
20)why did Dracula’s girlfriend dump him? Because he was a pain in the neck.
21)what do you do if a ghost backs up into your lawn mower? Take him to the liquor store, they retail spirits.
22) why did Dracula give his girlfriend a blood test? To see if she was his type
23) The corpse was lactose intolerant so he was buried rather than cremated
24) what do corpses use to make coffee? Burial grounds.
25)what genre of music do most mummies prefer? Wrap.
26) how do you insult a vampire? “You suck!”
27)what is a ghosts favorite place to hang out on the street? A dead end
28)what’s the advantage of being a skull? You’re always ahead.
29) Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
30) What’s the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
31) What is the witches favorite subject in school? Spelling.
32)what do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
33)what does the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
34) ghosts make for a tough crowd, they’re always booing.
